Friday, May 31, 2019

Caption Me, May Edition




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  1. TheLetterAJune 2, 2019 at 8:14 PM

    My ex-girlfriend had always had a thing for white guys. I'd thought it was a little weird, but I figured there wasn't any other way I was getting a girl who could be on the cover of a K-pop magazine as a girlfriend.
    Well as it turns out I may have underestimated hiw MUCH of a thing she had for white guys. As in, she stole my body.
    It could have been a lot worse, actually. Basically all my friends were on Steam, and they were more than happy to find out that their bro "had always been" a sexy korean babe using a voice changer. One of the horny idiots managed to track down some of my photoshoots from my new modelling gig and passed them around. Pigs. I would have done the same thing a few months back, mind you.
    They haven't all been dicks about it though. My tank bro Fidelus is always there to tell the guys to knock it off when they go too far. He's been like a rock for me this whole time, he's the only one who said I was beautiful instead of "sexy" or "fuckable", and he gets so cute and embarrassed whenever I tease him now! Just the thought of what he's done to himself while looking at those pictures makes me... Wait a sec. Am I developing a thing for white guys too!?

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